Mark Twain 39 Most Inspiring Audio Quotes, Ideas. Female ♀ Voice & Male ♂ Pronunciation

“ Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. ” – Mark Twain

“ Never try to teach a pig to sing, you waste your time, and you annoy the pig. ” – Mark Twain

“ Never argue with a fool. Onlooker may not be able to tell the difference. ” – Mark Twain

“ Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it poured. ” – Mark Twain

“ I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.” – Mark Twain

“ If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.” – Mark Twain

“ The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little.” – Mark Twain

“ When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.” – Mark Twain

“ I have never taken any exercise, except sleeping and resting, and I never intend to take any.” – Mark Twain

“ Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.” – Mark Twain

“ Life is short, break the rules. Forgive quickly, kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that makes you smile.” – Mark Twain

“ All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.” – Mark Twain

“ Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful of your life.” – Mark Twain

“ The world owes you nothing. It was here first.” – Mark Twain

“ Do something every day that you don’t want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.” – Mark Twain

“ I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can’t find anybody who can tell me what they want.” – Mark Twain

“ Don’t wait. The time will never be just right.” – Mark Twain

“ It is wiser to find out than suppose.” – Mark Twain

“ We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.” – Mark Twain

“ Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.” – Mark Twain

“ Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you would rather have talked.” – Mark Twain

“ The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.” – Mark Twain

“ Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So, throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.” – Mark Twain

“ The secret of getting ahead is getting started.” – Mark Twain

“ Continuous improvement is better than delayed perfection.” – Mark Twain

“ With courage you will dare to take risks, have the strength to be compassionate, and the wisdom to be humble. Courage is the foundation of integrity.” – Mark Twain

“ It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.” – Mark Twain

“ Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.” – Mark Twain

“ Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.” – Mark Twain

“ Life does not consist mainly, or even largely, of facts or happenings. It consist mainly of the storm of thoughts that is forever flowing through one’s head.” – Mark Twain

“ A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.” – Mark Twain

“ To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.” – Mark Twain

“ I can live for two months on a good compliment.” – Mark Twain

“ It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.” – Mark Twain

“ A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.” – Mark Twain

“ A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.” – Mark Twain

“ I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping.” – Mark Twain

“ The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it.” – Mark Twain