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β€œ The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. ” – Will Rogers

β€œ Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects. ” – Will Rogers

β€œ The problem ain’t what people know. It’s what people know that ain’t so that’s the problem. ” – Will Rogers

β€œ You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people. ” – Will Rogers

β€œ An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. ” – Will Rogers

β€œ When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging. ” – Will Rogers

β€œ Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. ” – Will Rogers

β€œ Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. ” – Will Rogers

β€œ There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. ” – Will Rogers

β€œ Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. ” – Will Rogers

β€œ Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip. ” – Will Rogers

β€œ There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works. ” – Will Rogers

β€œ A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.” – Will Rogers

β€œ Common sense ain’t common. ” – Will Rogers

β€œ There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches. ” – Will Rogers

β€œ Never miss a good chance to shut up. ” – Will Rogers

β€œ Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people that they don’t like. ” – Will Rogers

β€œ Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today. ” – Will Rogers

β€œ I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. ” – Will Rogers

β€œ The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other. ” – Will Rogers

β€œ The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket. ” – Will Rogers

β€œ The difference between death and taxes is death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets. ” – Will Rogers

β€œ No party is as bad as its leaders. ” – Will Rogers

β€œ There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in. ” – Will Rogers

β€œ Everybody is ignorant only on different subjects. ” – Will Rogers

β€œ Strangers are just friends I haven’t met yet. ” – Will Rogers

β€œ Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. ” – Will Rogers

β€œ With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time they make a law it’s a joke. ” – Will Rogers

β€œ I’m not a real movie star. I’ve still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. ” – Will Rogers

β€œ Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for. ” – Will Rogers

β€œ The only way to beat the lawyers is to die with nothing. ” – Will Rogers

β€œ Liberty doesn’t work as well in practice as it does in speeches. ” – Will Rogers

β€œ Mona Lisa is the only beauty who went through history and retained her reputation. ” – Will Rogers

β€œ Things will get better – despite our efforts to improve them. ” – Will Rogers

β€œ I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him “father” – Will Rogers

β€œ I never met a man that I didn’t like. ” – Will Rogers

β€œ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.” – Will Rogers

β€œ It takes a lifetime to build a good reputation, but you can lose it in a minute. ” – Will Rogers

β€œ If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing. ” – Will Rogers

β€œ Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due. ” – Will Rogers

β€œ If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh at when you’re old. ” – Will Rogers

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